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Join Mullethead and Hambone as they take you on a journey through delicious recipes, travel stories, and humorous adventures. Explore the blog and check out our unique products inspired by these two fictional characters.

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11 Dec

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

Thanksgiving side dishes including creamy garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry chutney, sweet potato casserole with pecan topping, lemon almondine green beans, and turkey gravy on a rustic wooden table, illustrating the blog title ‘Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?’ — a festive Texas-style holiday meal scene.

06 Nov

Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?

A warmly lit Texas front porch decorated for Halloween with glowing jack-o’-lanterns, string lights, fog, and a festive party table filled with cocktails, appetizers, and candy bowls during a lively Halloween House Party.

28 Oct

How to Have a Howlin’ Halloween House Party

Healthy Texas breakfast table featuring six colorful dishes to break your fast — avocado toast, yogurt parfait, wraps, quinoa bowls, rice bowls, and smoothies — set in warm morning light with coffee mugs and rustic charm.

16 Oct

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

Festive Texas backyard Halloween party setup with spooky appetizers and drinks, boozy Halloween recipes for parties.

09 Oct

How to Make Recipes to Haunt Your Boo-z Halloween Happenings

Four shrimp dishes on a rustic wooden table including shrimp scampi linguine, Cajun shrimp Alfredo, grilled shrimp skewers, and shrimp stir-fry, with fresh Gulf shrimp, lemons, and parsley.

30 Sep

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

Cozy Texas living room with a crock pot of lentil chili, glasses of red wine, rustic decor – the perfect scene for High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals.

23 Sep

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

Rustic wood dining table with the posts 4 recipes prepared and on plates

16 Sep

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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About Eathenet

Eathenet is a Tex-Mex inspired blog, blending the love for food, travel, and humor through the adventures of two fictional characters, Mullethead and Hambone. What started as a recipe blog has evolved into a space where we share stories, tips, and laughs, while keeping the spirit of Tex-Mex alive.

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Featured Recipes

19 Sep

Recipes

Homemade Garlic Croutons

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The only problem with making homemade croutons is they may never see a salad! I treat croutons as a snack more than an addition or dec...

Hambone sits in a chair holding greens in the air saying, "The doctor says I have too much heat in my QI."

08 Jul

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

The Best Healthy Greens for Cooling Heat-Recipes

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When Hambone’s internal fire met Traditional Chinese Medicine, things got steamy—real steamy. Good thing leafy greens came to cool thin...

28 Jul

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How to Make Watermelon Salad a Meal

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Simple, Cool, and Packed with Protein for Summer Suppers Jump to Recipes: Tex-Mex Chicken & Watermelon Salad Watermelon, ...

19 Jul

Recipes

Easy Sofrito Recipe (condensed) from Budget Bytes!

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Sofrito is the heart and soul of Caribbean cuisine and the knock-out flavor base of many of its dishes. It’s budget-friendly, easy to m...

15 Jun

Recipes

Authentic Mexican Red Rice

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This is about as indigenous as rice gets in the Americas, the perfect accompaniment for Mexican and Tex-Mex dishes (it's just a...

21 Dec

Recipes

Easy Homemade (sort of) Eggnog

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Homemade eggnog can be labor intensive if you crave the satisfaction of making it from scratch-delicious for sure, but a proces...

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28 Sep

Recipes

3 Ingredient Cookies! Every non-baker (me) can do this!

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I tried the banana, oat, chocolate chip today, easy and delicious! I did not have plain oatmeal, only the flavored instant packets(...

11 Feb

Recipes

Crunchy Sheet Pan Macaroni & Cheese (Easy)

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Here's a genius method for upping the crunch game of your favorite Mac & Cheese recipe-use a sheet pan! Instead of baking y...

2 Carne Guisada tacos on flour tortillas on platter

03 Mar

Recipes

Grandma Terry’s Carne Guisada

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Every Tex-Mex joint worth their salt must master Carne Guisada, it's a cornerstone dish. This is a large recipe so I’d halve th...

25 Jul

Recipes

Spicy Chipotle Hummus (10 Minutes!) from Minimalist Baker

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Oh, hummus. You never let us down! This chipotle hummus takes all the creamy, savory satisfaction of regular hummus and kicks i...

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