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Join Mullethead and Hambone as they take you on a journey through delicious recipes, travel stories, and humorous adventures. Explore the blog and check out our unique products inspired by these two fictional characters.

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11 Dec

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

Thanksgiving side dishes including creamy garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry chutney, sweet potato casserole with pecan topping, lemon almondine green beans, and turkey gravy on a rustic wooden table, illustrating the blog title ‘Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?’ — a festive Texas-style holiday meal scene.

06 Nov

Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?

A warmly lit Texas front porch decorated for Halloween with glowing jack-o’-lanterns, string lights, fog, and a festive party table filled with cocktails, appetizers, and candy bowls during a lively Halloween House Party.

28 Oct

How to Have a Howlin’ Halloween House Party

Healthy Texas breakfast table featuring six colorful dishes to break your fast — avocado toast, yogurt parfait, wraps, quinoa bowls, rice bowls, and smoothies — set in warm morning light with coffee mugs and rustic charm.

16 Oct

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

Festive Texas backyard Halloween party setup with spooky appetizers and drinks, boozy Halloween recipes for parties.

09 Oct

How to Make Recipes to Haunt Your Boo-z Halloween Happenings

Four shrimp dishes on a rustic wooden table including shrimp scampi linguine, Cajun shrimp Alfredo, grilled shrimp skewers, and shrimp stir-fry, with fresh Gulf shrimp, lemons, and parsley.

30 Sep

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

Cozy Texas living room with a crock pot of lentil chili, glasses of red wine, rustic decor – the perfect scene for High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals.

23 Sep

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

Rustic wood dining table with the posts 4 recipes prepared and on plates

16 Sep

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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About Eathenet

Eathenet is a Tex-Mex inspired blog, blending the love for food, travel, and humor through the adventures of two fictional characters, Mullethead and Hambone. What started as a recipe blog has evolved into a space where we share stories, tips, and laughs, while keeping the spirit of Tex-Mex alive.

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Featured Recipes

Hambone sits in a chair holding greens in the air saying, "The doctor says I have too much heat in my QI."

08 Jul

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The Best Healthy Greens for Cooling Heat-Recipes

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When Hambone’s internal fire met Traditional Chinese Medicine, things got steamy—real steamy. Good thing leafy greens came to cool thin...

15 Jun

Recipes

Authentic Mexican Red Rice

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This is about as indigenous as rice gets in the Americas, the perfect accompaniment for Mexican and Tex-Mex dishes (it's just a...

28 Jul

Recipes

Crock Pot Chicken and Noodles

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I came across a recipe for crock pot chicken and noodles almost identical to the way I make it. The recipe is from Spend with ...

11 Feb

Recipes

Crunchy Sheet Pan Macaroni & Cheese (Easy)

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Here's a genius method for upping the crunch game of your favorite Mac & Cheese recipe-use a sheet pan! Instead of baking y...

plate of Mini Turkey Meatloaf's with mashed potatoes and green beans.

14 Mar

Recipes

Let’s Talk Turkey…Meatloaf

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MINI TURKEY MEATLOAVES WITH ROASTED GARLIC CAULIFLOWER MASH yield: 4 PEOPLE prep time: 30 MINS cook time: 1 HR total time: 1 HR 30 M...

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15 Jul

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Make Simple Summer Recipes with HEB Rotisserie Chicken

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No stove. No sweat. Just four no-cook, laugh-out-loud simple summer recipes starring Texas’ favorite rotisserie chicken. 🌡️ The Scen...

18 Apr

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

What to Do With Leftover Easter Ham—3 Easy Recipes

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Easter Ham Hangover: 3 One-Pot Wonders to Conquer Easter Leftovers The rich, lingering aroma of Cabernet Sauvignon hung in the air a...

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10 Dec

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Treats For Sharing

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*Today, we offer our favorite Tex-Mex sweet Christmas treats. Our recipes are meant for seasoned cooks. Therefore, we assume you und...

28 Jul

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Make Watermelon Salad a Meal

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Simple, Cool, and Packed with Protein for Summer Suppers Jump to Recipes: Tex-Mex Chicken & Watermelon Salad Watermelon, ...

23 Sep

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

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CraigC

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The living room at Hambone and Hillary’s place smelled like freshly popped corks and roasted hope. Mullethead had just uncorked a Caber...

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