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Join Mullethead and Hambone as they take you on a journey through delicious recipes, travel stories, and humorous adventures. Explore the blog and check out our unique products inspired by these two fictional characters.

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11 Dec

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

Thanksgiving side dishes including creamy garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry chutney, sweet potato casserole with pecan topping, lemon almondine green beans, and turkey gravy on a rustic wooden table, illustrating the blog title ‘Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?’ — a festive Texas-style holiday meal scene.

06 Nov

Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?

A warmly lit Texas front porch decorated for Halloween with glowing jack-o’-lanterns, string lights, fog, and a festive party table filled with cocktails, appetizers, and candy bowls during a lively Halloween House Party.

28 Oct

How to Have a Howlin’ Halloween House Party

Healthy Texas breakfast table featuring six colorful dishes to break your fast — avocado toast, yogurt parfait, wraps, quinoa bowls, rice bowls, and smoothies — set in warm morning light with coffee mugs and rustic charm.

16 Oct

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

Festive Texas backyard Halloween party setup with spooky appetizers and drinks, boozy Halloween recipes for parties.

09 Oct

How to Make Recipes to Haunt Your Boo-z Halloween Happenings

Four shrimp dishes on a rustic wooden table including shrimp scampi linguine, Cajun shrimp Alfredo, grilled shrimp skewers, and shrimp stir-fry, with fresh Gulf shrimp, lemons, and parsley.

30 Sep

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

Cozy Texas living room with a crock pot of lentil chili, glasses of red wine, rustic decor – the perfect scene for High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals.

23 Sep

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

Rustic wood dining table with the posts 4 recipes prepared and on plates

16 Sep

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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About Eathenet

Eathenet is a Tex-Mex inspired blog, blending the love for food, travel, and humor through the adventures of two fictional characters, Mullethead and Hambone. What started as a recipe blog has evolved into a space where we share stories, tips, and laughs, while keeping the spirit of Tex-Mex alive.

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Featured Recipes

Mullethead and Millie, Hambone and Hillary cook for mothers day picnic

07 May

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Beat a Boring Mother’s Day Brunch

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Because moms deserve more than lukewarm eggs and wilted melon wedges. Here's how to beat a boring Mother's Day brunch. It was a Wedn...

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28 Sep

Recipes

3 Ingredient Cookies! Every non-baker (me) can do this!

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I tried the banana, oat, chocolate chip today, easy and delicious! I did not have plain oatmeal, only the flavored instant packets(...

06 Mar

Recipes

Chimichurri Makes Everything Better!

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There’s a Tex-Mex restaurant in San Antonio that stands out, a long established neighborhood and city treasure called Los Barrios. The...

Hambone sits in a chair holding greens in the air saying, "The doctor says I have too much heat in my QI."

08 Jul

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

The Best Healthy Greens for Cooling Heat-Recipes

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When Hambone’s internal fire met Traditional Chinese Medicine, things got steamy—real steamy. Good thing leafy greens came to cool thin...

30 Sep

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

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When shrimp season in Texas hits full swing, you can practically hear the Gulf Coast singing. And no, that ain’t the wind whistling thr...

Group prepares for Vaudeville routine in Hambones garage.

26 Aug

Comedy, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Bust a Gut? Vaudeville Comedy Returns

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CraigC

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It was a Saturday night at Hambone and Hillary’s place, the kind of evening where the fridge was loaded with Shiner Bock longnecks and ...

Baked fish over spinach with cheese sauce

25 Jul

Recipes

Fish Over Spinach with Cheese Sauce

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Fancy pants Chef's will tell you fish and cheese don't mix, well they've never had a good Tuna Melt! This is an easy weeknight supper ...

03 Jun

Recipes

How to Make Refried Beans, “Ole!”

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CraigC

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Every self respecting Tex-Mex cook knows how to make pinto beans, spanish rice, and refried beans. And no self respecting Tex-Mex plate...

22 Mar

Recipes

Pico de Gallo to the rescue!

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CraigC

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Came across a nice Pico de Gallo recipe on seriouseats.com This staple mexican condiment is as suited for a first course as it is sitt...

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26 Jan

Recipes

Watch “5 Ingredient Homemade Flour Tortillas” Video

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CraigC

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Watch "5 Ingredient Homemade Flour Tortillas" on YouTube If you want to cook Tex-Mex correctly you need to know how to make to...

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