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Join Mullethead and Hambone as they take you on a journey through delicious recipes, travel stories, and humorous adventures. Explore the blog and check out our unique products inspired by these two fictional characters.

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11 Dec

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

Thanksgiving side dishes including creamy garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry chutney, sweet potato casserole with pecan topping, lemon almondine green beans, and turkey gravy on a rustic wooden table, illustrating the blog title ‘Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?’ — a festive Texas-style holiday meal scene.

06 Nov

Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?

A warmly lit Texas front porch decorated for Halloween with glowing jack-o’-lanterns, string lights, fog, and a festive party table filled with cocktails, appetizers, and candy bowls during a lively Halloween House Party.

28 Oct

How to Have a Howlin’ Halloween House Party

Healthy Texas breakfast table featuring six colorful dishes to break your fast — avocado toast, yogurt parfait, wraps, quinoa bowls, rice bowls, and smoothies — set in warm morning light with coffee mugs and rustic charm.

16 Oct

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

Festive Texas backyard Halloween party setup with spooky appetizers and drinks, boozy Halloween recipes for parties.

09 Oct

How to Make Recipes to Haunt Your Boo-z Halloween Happenings

Four shrimp dishes on a rustic wooden table including shrimp scampi linguine, Cajun shrimp Alfredo, grilled shrimp skewers, and shrimp stir-fry, with fresh Gulf shrimp, lemons, and parsley.

30 Sep

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

Cozy Texas living room with a crock pot of lentil chili, glasses of red wine, rustic decor – the perfect scene for High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals.

23 Sep

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

Rustic wood dining table with the posts 4 recipes prepared and on plates

16 Sep

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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About Eathenet

Eathenet is a Tex-Mex inspired blog, blending the love for food, travel, and humor through the adventures of two fictional characters, Mullethead and Hambone. What started as a recipe blog has evolved into a space where we share stories, tips, and laughs, while keeping the spirit of Tex-Mex alive.

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Featured Recipes

Hambone sits in a chair holding greens in the air saying, "The doctor says I have too much heat in my QI."

08 Jul

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The Best Healthy Greens for Cooling Heat-Recipes

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When Hambone’s internal fire met Traditional Chinese Medicine, things got steamy—real steamy. Good thing leafy greens came to cool thin...

16 Sep

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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Saturday night at Mullethead and Millie’s house was sounding a whole lot like a George Jones record: country crooning, the clink of win...

08 Aug

Recipes

Triple Lemon Brownies! That’s right, no chocolate.

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This just looks too easy, and tasty! Gotta love lemons this time of year, and it's a dessert! gather your ingredients: fresh...

19 Jul

Recipes

Easy Sofrito Recipe (condensed) from Budget Bytes!

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Sofrito is the heart and soul of Caribbean cuisine and the knock-out flavor base of many of its dishes. It’s budget-friendly, easy to m...

16 Oct

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

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There’s a fine line between fasting and just forgetting to eat, and Hambone was dancing all over it like a two-step gone wrong. You ...

06 Sep

Recipes

Make a Classic Mexican Dinner at Home-Acapulco-style Ceviche

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Make a Classic Mexican Dinner at Home with UTSA's Latest E-Cookbook Highlighting entrée recipes from its his...

The gang lounging at Mullethead and Millie's house, drinks in hand.

24 Jun

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

Beat the Heat Meals: Staying Cool in a Texas Summer

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Jump to Recipes The South Texas sun was doing its best impression of a blowtorch set to 'brisket-burnin' mode. Inside Mullethead and...

13 Sep

Recipes

Clarified Butter (aka Ghee)

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This recipe is courtesy of Land O Lakes® Use clarified butter for frying and sautéing. Use it in place of oil; it works the same, b...

25 Mar

Recipes

Guacamole? Yes please, a lot!

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CraigC

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Guacamole, used in various ways, is a necessity to tex-mex. In restaurants where I worked in San Antonio the recipe was very s...

Mullethead and Hambone cooking leftover pork tacos at a stove

17 May

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Turn Leftover Pork Tacos into a San Antonio Fiesta

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CraigC

There’s nothing quite like a relaxed evening in San Antonio. Especially when it’s spent with two couples, four wine glasses, and one lo...

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