Mullethead and Hambone

Welcome to the uproarious world of Mullethead and Hambone, where the southern charm meets quick-witted banter in a comedic showdown like no other! Nestled in the heart of San Antonio, Texas, this website is your ticket to a laugh-filled journey through the hilarious exchanges of two lifelong friends, Mullethead and Hambone.

Mullethead, with his athletic build and a grin that could charm the stripes off a rattlesnake, brings a dose of standup comedy flair to the table. His nickname, a nod to his beloved hairstyle and a character from the classic film Cool Hand Luke, embodies his quick wit and love for humor. As the owner of a construction company, Mullethead’s days are filled with hard work and his nights with rib-tickling comedy routines. But don’t let his city slicker demeanor fool you; this urban cowboy is as genuine as they come, always ready to lend a helping hand or share a joke over a round of golf.

On the other side of the ring is Hambone, a tall, thin country boy with a knack for music and a history of stage fright that could make a grown man shiver. Despite his rocky start in the world of rock and roll, Hambone’s love for comedy and his prowess on the bass, guitar, and piano shine through. With a diverse resume spanning from professional cooking to telecommunications management, Hambone’s journey is as varied as his comedic tastes, rooted in the timeless humor of British BBC classics.

Together, Mullethead and Hambone are an unstoppable comedic duo, engaging in playful rivalry and witty repartee about everything under the Texan sun. From their shared love of sports to their adventures in fishing and camping, these two characters promise to keep you entertained with their larger-than-life personalities and side-splitting antics.

So grab a seat, buckle up, and get ready to embark on a wild ride through the hilarious world of Mullethead and Hambone. It’s bound to be a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.

Mullethead and Hambone Sightseeing in London in front of Big Ben and a red double-decker bus

A Texan Culinary Adventure in London With Mullethead and Hambone!

Mullethead & Hambone: From Brisket to Bangers: A Texan Culinary Adventure in London! (told by our digital biographer).   Howdy, partners! Mullethead and Hambone are back, fresh off their stateside odyssey, and hankerin’ for a new adventure. This time, they’re settin’ their sights across the pond to the grand ol’ city of London! Now, some […]

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Mullethead and Hambone: Where Southern Wit Meets Grits

Howdy, internet! Welcome to Eathenet.com, the home of Mullethead and Hambones’ funny dialogue, your one-stop shop for side-splitting southern best friends banter and playful competition. Buckle up, city slickers and country cousins, because these two Texas-sized personalities are here to tickle your funny bone and make you say, “Bless their hearts!” The Genesis of Mullethead

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Mullethead and Hambone talk speed and online dating disasters

Online and Speed Dating Disasters with Mullethead and Hambone

(Spotlight onstage at Lonestar Saloon snaps on, revealing Mullethead, a lanky Texas urban cowboy, is sitting on a barstool.) Mullethead: Well, howdy, howdy, howdy, folks! Mullethead here, your friendly neighborhood comedian, fresh off the emotional rollercoaster of some online and speed dating disasters! Let me tell ya, that ain’t for the faint of heart. (He

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Mullethead and Hambone hanging out at the Lone Star saloon drinking Shiner Bock longnecks.

Texas-Sized Comedy: Mullethead & Hambone’s Roadhouse Roundup

Howdy, partners! Gather ’round the virtual campfire for a heapin’ helping of Texas-fried comedy with your old pals Mullethead and Hambone. We’re here to tickle your funny bone with some down-home jokes and tall tales, all seasoned with a dash of nostalgia and a sprinkle of modern-day madness. So, whether you’re a seasoned rodeo rider

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Two Texas Tricksters: Mullethead & Hambone Joke It Up at the Lone Star Saloon

  Bar Joke Battle   The Lone Star Saloon buzzed with the easy hum of conversation and clinking glasses. Two lone stars themselves, Mullethead and Hambone, perched on stools at a corner booth, were louder than the rest. Neon signs bathed the dusty bar in a warm glow, reflecting off Mullethead’s mullet and Hambone’s Stetson

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Tex-Mex vs. True Love: A Mullethead and Hambone Taco Tango!

  Scene: El Fuego Fiesta, a Tex-Mex joint dripping with neon sombreros and frozen margarita slushies. Two booths down, a mariachi band belts out “Despacito” with the gusto of a band trying to win Americas Got Talent. At the table, Mullethead and Hambone talk Tex-Mex and huddle over plates piled high with sizzling fajitas, queso

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Tex-Mex Wisdom and TikTok Tears: A Mullethead & Hambone Rant

Tex-Mex Wisdom and TikTok Tears: A Mullethead & Hambone Rant (a fictional commentary) Scene: El Fuego Fiesta, a Tex-Mex joint hotter than a habanero hopping into a hot tub. Mullethead, sporting a faded ZZ Top shirt and a grin wider than the Colorado River, shoves a mountain of barbacoa into his mouth. Hambone, sporting a “Keep Austin

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