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Join Mullethead and Hambone as they take you on a journey through delicious recipes, travel stories, and humorous adventures. Explore the blog and check out our unique products inspired by these two fictional characters.

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11 Dec

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

Thanksgiving side dishes including creamy garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry chutney, sweet potato casserole with pecan topping, lemon almondine green beans, and turkey gravy on a rustic wooden table, illustrating the blog title ‘Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?’ — a festive Texas-style holiday meal scene.

06 Nov

Want to Shake Up Your Thanksgiving Side Game?

A warmly lit Texas front porch decorated for Halloween with glowing jack-o’-lanterns, string lights, fog, and a festive party table filled with cocktails, appetizers, and candy bowls during a lively Halloween House Party.

28 Oct

How to Have a Howlin’ Halloween House Party

Healthy Texas breakfast table featuring six colorful dishes to break your fast — avocado toast, yogurt parfait, wraps, quinoa bowls, rice bowls, and smoothies — set in warm morning light with coffee mugs and rustic charm.

16 Oct

Learn How to Break Your Fast the Right Way — With a Texas Twist.

Festive Texas backyard Halloween party setup with spooky appetizers and drinks, boozy Halloween recipes for parties.

09 Oct

How to Make Recipes to Haunt Your Boo-z Halloween Happenings

Four shrimp dishes on a rustic wooden table including shrimp scampi linguine, Cajun shrimp Alfredo, grilled shrimp skewers, and shrimp stir-fry, with fresh Gulf shrimp, lemons, and parsley.

30 Sep

It’s Shrimp Season in Texas: How to Take Advantage

Cozy Texas living room with a crock pot of lentil chili, glasses of red wine, rustic decor – the perfect scene for High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals.

23 Sep

How to Make High-Protein Plant-Based Crock Pot Meals

Rustic wood dining table with the posts 4 recipes prepared and on plates

16 Sep

How to Clean Your Gut Microbiome (It Won’t Break the Bank)

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About Eathenet

Eathenet is a Tex-Mex inspired blog, blending the love for food, travel, and humor through the adventures of two fictional characters, Mullethead and Hambone. What started as a recipe blog has evolved into a space where we share stories, tips, and laughs, while keeping the spirit of Tex-Mex alive.

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Featured Recipes

18 Apr

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

What to Do With Leftover Easter Ham—3 Easy Recipes

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Easter Ham Hangover: 3 One-Pot Wonders to Conquer Easter Leftovers The rich, lingering aroma of Cabernet Sauvignon hung in the air a...

Gang toasts to healthy steamer meals in Hambone and Hillary's kitchen

21 Jul

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

Beat Heat: Effortless Healthy Microwave Steamer Meals Now!

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How four Texans, a bottle of cabernet, and one microwave steamer made magic—and dinner. 🔥 The Scene: When Your Qi Is Hotter Than the...

16 Nov

Recipes

Creamy, Dreamy Hummus, a recipe on Food52.

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I love Hummus! Let me qualify that, I love easy, textured, Hummus! Today I am passing along a recipe for Hummus from Food52 titled "Cr...

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11 Dec

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How To Make Christmas Tex-Mex Sweet Treats To Share

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*Today, we offer our favorite Tex-Mex sweet Christmas treats. Our recipes are meant for seasoned cooks. Therefore, we assume you und...

15 Jun

Recipes

Authentic Mexican Red Rice

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This is about as indigenous as rice gets in the Americas, the perfect accompaniment for Mexican and Tex-Mex dishes (it's just a...

Mullethead and Millie, Hambone and Hillary cook for mothers day picnic

07 May

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

How to Beat a Boring Mother’s Day Brunch

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CraigC

Because moms deserve more than lukewarm eggs and wilted melon wedges. Here's how to beat a boring Mother's Day brunch. It was a Wedn...

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29 Jan

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Easy Healthy Cooking for Beginners

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The irony of discussing healthy eating while devouring a mountain of nachos was not lost on Mullethead and Hambone. Mullethead and H...

Group prepares for Vaudeville routine in Hambones garage.

26 Aug

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How to Bust a Gut? Vaudeville Comedy Returns

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It was a Saturday night at Hambone and Hillary’s place, the kind of evening where the fridge was loaded with Shiner Bock longnecks and ...

The gang lounging at Mullethead and Millie's house, drinks in hand.

24 Jun

Cooking, Mullethead and Hambone, Recipes

Beat the Heat Meals: Staying Cool in a Texas Summer

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Jump to Recipes The South Texas sun was doing its best impression of a blowtorch set to 'brisket-burnin' mode. Inside Mullethead and...

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22 Feb

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Tex-Mex Avocado Toast – The Candid Appetite

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